kalany: Dear followers, have you eaten today? did you take any meds you need? how about hydration? maybe a nap if you need one you are awesome keep it up (via akatsukitexts)

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

(via akatsukitexts)

republicannibal: piertotum-locomottor: cuteleesi: kingbard: cuteleesi: kingbard: water-music: Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work it’s the cutest cup :3 i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl Your cat bowl has nothing on my Measuring cups u wanna go have a taste of my cat teapot Bro, get a look at my Actual cat Biatch please, I have a gang. It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados (via pat-the-weird-child)

republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

(via pat-the-weird-child)

loki-hornedkingofdickery:

aka-hawkeye:

leandralocke:





Blue is the Violet
Red is the rose
Thor has failed
and his poetry blows
seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal
Me: *scrolls through tumblr* Me: *sees fanart of a ship* Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?????? Me: How can people even see that?????? Me: *looks up more fanart* Me: *reads 302 fanfics about ship* Me: Ship it like FedEx.